can we just start a movement where we go to male politicians events and we ask them sexist questions like “if you are elected who will take care of the kids” and “what designer are you wearing tonight” “do you think that your stunted and constipated male emotions will affect your decision making”

that last one tho

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Books are so ideal for lazy people I mean we can do all these amazing things and go to amazing places and experience all these things all while sitting on our ass.

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"I barely find anybody attractive. I barely feel any affection for anybody.. But when I do.. I fall in so deep, so hard it’s ridiculous."
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today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

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"Apology accepted. Trust denied."
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"Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into."
Mark Patterson. (via deserted-streets)

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  • friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
  • me: can i have some
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